Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Randomize
