I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog