I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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