Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
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I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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