Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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