Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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