i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
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You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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