What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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