The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
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i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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