No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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