bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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