I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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