good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
The air taste purple.
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