he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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