you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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