With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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