your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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