sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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