What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
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I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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