waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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