Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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