My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
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he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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