Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
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I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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