everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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