I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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