it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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