I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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