yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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