i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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