had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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