I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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