worst night to have a conscience
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
this will be a night to untag.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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