The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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