I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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