I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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