so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
honey bunches of taint.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
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Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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