This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.