You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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