Whats the glycemic index on semen?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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