so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
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So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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