if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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