There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
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hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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