I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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