i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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