Hey man sorry I got all grabby
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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