dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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