Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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