I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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