I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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