Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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